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E.S.O. goes to Tulsa!

Thats right kids, this Thursday, August 12th E.S.O. will be headed to tulsa to play at the 3rd and Phoenix house with our good friends, Toys That Kill and The Fleshies. Check out Toys That Kill, The Flesies and other cool bands at www.recessrecords.com

Check out our shows page for more radness!

Coming soon...

www.electricshitorchestra.com will be up and running soon. Don't click on the link yet. It doesn't work. It's just here to tell you where our real site will be.

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We got tired of having to tell each and every person that asks where and when we're playing next. We're lazy. That's why we put together this site with a comprehensive list of when and where we're going to be playing. MFESO.IWARP.COM is a lot easier to remember. So, don't e-mail us telling us how crappy the site is. We know all about it.

Lucas goes camping; sees live sasquach!

On a recent trip to Canada ESO guitarist Lucas Watson, known to locals as "a really big Pearl Jam fan", spent a week camping in the Canadian forests. "I was origianlly supposed to be staying with my close friend, Bryan Adams." says Watson. "But he got a call last minute to play for some factory workers in Ecuador or something. So I decided to buy a tent and a Swiss Army knife and go camping." After his fourth day without food or water he spotted what at first he believed to be a bearded hippie. "I hate hippies and I wanted to kill it. So I went after it with the fork utensil on my S.A.K. (refering to his Swiss Army brand knife) but as I was lunging towards its neck I noticed that it didn't smell like a typical hippie. You know...like all patchoulli-y and B.O.ish." recounted Watson. "I know it was a sasquatch. I just know it and if I hadn't hit my head on that rock when I tripped I could've caught it." He stated. Unfortunately he has no documentation of the chance occurance. He did, however give autorities a detailed description of the creature. This photo, done by a police sketch artist, is based off that description. 



 




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